How to talk seductively on the phone with your boyfriend
Home KitchenIt’s no mystery that a sexy voice turns a man on. There is nothing my man loves more than hearing my buttery voice whisper words of seduction into my iPhone receiver. However, having a sultry voice is a far cry from knowing all the right things to say to your man when you have him hanging on the line.
If you want to talk seductively on the phone with your boyfriend, you’d better be a master at using words. There is nothing more attractive to a man than a woman who knows how to say the right things to really bust her bulge.
Here are some tips on how to be a seductress on the phone and play the witty banter game:
1. Be descriptive.
Don’t tell a guy you think he’s sexy and handsome, tell him what’s sexy and handsome about him; “The way you walk in a wife beater makes me want a good spanking on my butt”, “Your stature is so divine, you walk into a room and I want to kneel down and worship your scepter.”
The power of a compliment is in the details. He may not feel like a god, but she may have heard before that he has a powerful stature or looks sexy in a wife beater. This will help him believe your compliment and feeling strong inside with your words will make him what you…bad.
You should also be descriptive in other areas, not just flattery. Use it to warm him up and excite him. Describe what you want to do to her the next time she sees you. Don’t just tell her that you want to give her a great blowjob, be specific about the type of fellatio or where you will perform it; “I can’t wait to hurt my knees on your kitchen floor sucking on your cock like it’s the last lollipop in the candy store.”
2. Use sensory provocative adjectives.
Don’t just tell her that you think she has a beautiful body, create images that help you describe her physique; “Your rock-hard abs and beefy chest sit so gracefully on top of that plump, juicy sausage between your legs, baby.”
Be sure to look up some creative adjectives in the thesaurus before you get on the phone, and don’t be afraid to err on the side of caution. Even if her colorful descriptions make you laugh more than breathe hard, you’ll still swallow every word you say. If he’s attractive, chances are he’s heard all the generic stuff before, but if you spice things up by garnishing your passion games with clever and unusual adjectives that spark images in his mind, he won’t soon forget you. He will also want to taste you…
He’ll want to know if you’re as creative and ‘out there’ in the bedroom as you are on the phone.
3. Use likes.
Don’t just tell him you’re attracted to him, give him an idea of HOW you’re attracted to him using a comparison; “I’m so wet for you right now; I’m dripping like hair under the rodeo pony’s saddle”, “I’m so turned on right now talking to you, my nipples are harder than two pebbles in a pond.”
Using similes gives you a picture, as do meaty adjectives. The images activate his senses and when you activate a man’s senses, you make him feel his body, which makes him want to feel you inside him all night long.
The phone is a wonderful way to tease and tempt a man to the breaking point. The important thing to remember is to have fun and be bold. Do not be shy. Talk to him in a girlish voice and be playful. Don’t lather up with a thick, heavy seduction with a deep, weird voice. He may think you are too dramatic. Keep it light and silly while still showing her that you’re a bad girl who needs a spanking on her wide, squishy ass.