Top 50 Women’s Quotes
Gaming
15-06-2021
- “There are three easy ways to lose money: careers are the fastest, women are the most enjoyable, and farming is the safest.”
– Lord Amherst - “I married below me. All women do.”
– Lady Nancy Astor - “Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unfavorable truth.”
– Gertrude Atherton - “Good girls keep diaries; bad girls never have time.”
– Tallulah Bankhead - “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving the life of a baby, she will choose to save the life of the baby without even considering whether there are men on the base.”
– Dave Barry - “Sixteen the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who said goodbye to the dessert cart.”
–Erma Bombeck - “I’m the type of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room … I think people are scared of me … I’m a bad girl.”
–Lara Flynn Boyle - “Boys are like dogs. They come back again. Women are like cats. Yelling at a cat once … they are gone.”
– Lenny Bruce - “Bandits demand your money or your life; women require both.”
– Samuel Butler - “What a strange thing man is; and what a strange thing woman is.”
– Lord Byron - “Most great men and women do not have perfect personalities, but are people whose enthusiasm is so great that it makes their flaws seem insignificant.”
–Charles A. Cerami - “The problem with some women is that they get excited about nothing ~ and then marry him.”
— Dear - “Heaven has no anger like love in hate, nor hell a fury like a despised woman.”
– William Congreve - “Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three-dollar pantyhose that don’t work.”
– Phyllis Diller - “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is someone who hopes they are.”
– Senator Chauncey Depew - “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then accepts it deserves all the consequences.”
– Isadora Duncan - “Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real. Maybe they are.”
–Ralph Waldo Emerson - “A woman can look moral and exciting, if she also looks like it’s a great fight.”
– Edna Ferber - “The big question ~ that I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research on the female soul, is ‘What does a woman want?'”
– Sigmund Freud - “There is nothing so bad in this world that a sensitive woman cannot fix it in the course of an afternoon.”
– Giraudoux - “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
– Lewis Grizzard - “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”
– Oliver Herford - “The man has a will, but the woman gets her way.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes - “One of the hardest things in the world is convincing a woman that even a bargain costs money.”
– Edgar Watson Howe - “A man is as good as he should be, and a woman as bad as she dares.”
– Elbert Hubbard - “The whole life of a woman is a story of affections.”
– Washington Irving - “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
– Erica Jong - “A woman’s assumption is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.”
– Rudyard Kipling - “Since I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to be successful. If I fail, no one will say, ‘She doesn’t have what it takes.’ ~ ‘They will say,’ Women don’t have what it takes. ‘
– Clare Boothe Luce - “Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
– Groucho Marx - “A woman will always sacrifice if you give her the chance. It’s her favorite form of complacency.”
–W. Somerset Maugham - “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
– Christopher Darlington Morley - “I wonder why, young men are always warned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. They are the good girls that men should be warned against.”
– David Niven - “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would be meaningless.”
– Aristotle Onassis - “Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt - “Not being there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except being there when he doesn’t want her.”
– Helen Rowland - “Men forget everything; women remember everything. That is why men need instant replay in sports. They have already forgotten what happened.”
–Rita Rudner - “Someone once asked me why women don’t play as much as men and I replied with common sense that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, the total instinct of women for the game is satisfied by marriage “.
– Gloria Steinem - “Given the expectations of society in general, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they don’t understand is how pathetically little difference WHAT man makes.”
– Gloria Steinen - “There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman’s pulse.”
– Laurence Sterne - “Why does a woman work for ten years to change a man’s clothes and then complain that he is not the man she married?”
– Barbara Streisand - “Men at most differ like heaven and earth, but women, the worst and the best, like heaven and hell.”
– Alfred Lord Tennyson - “It’s strange what a man can do, and a woman still considers him an angel.”
– William Makepeace Thackeray - “I hate women because they always know where things are.”
– James Thurber - “From birth to 18, a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. Starting at 55, she needs a lot of cash. I’m saving money.”
– Sophie Tucker - “Women are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.”
–A stranger - “When women make mistakes, men persecute them.”
– Mae West - “I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is myself; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express feelings that differentiate me from a doormat.”
– Rebecca West - “Whatever women have to do, they have to do twice as well as men to be considered half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult.”
–Charlotte Whitton - “I would dare to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf
“The feminist agenda is basic: it asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness.”
–Susan Faludi