Top 50 Women’s Quotes

15-06-2021
  1. “There are three easy ways to lose money: careers are the fastest, women are the most enjoyable, and farming is the safest.”
    – Lord Amherst
  2. “I married below me. All women do.”
    – Lady Nancy Astor
  3. “Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unfavorable truth.”
    – Gertrude Atherton
  4. “Good girls keep diaries; bad girls never have time.”
    – Tallulah Bankhead
  5. “If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving the life of a baby, she will choose to save the life of the baby without even considering whether there are men on the base.”
    – Dave Barry
  6. “Sixteen the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who said goodbye to the dessert cart.”
    –Erma Bombeck
  7. “I’m the type of woman who, when she walks into a party, all the other women leave the room … I think people are scared of me … I’m a bad girl.”
    –Lara Flynn Boyle
  8. “Boys are like dogs. They come back again. Women are like cats. Yelling at a cat once … they are gone.”
    – Lenny Bruce
  9. “Bandits demand your money or your life; women require both.”
    – Samuel Butler
  10. “What a strange thing man is; and what a strange thing woman is.”
    – Lord Byron
  11. “Most great men and women do not have perfect personalities, but are people whose enthusiasm is so great that it makes their flaws seem insignificant.”
    –Charles A. Cerami
  12. “The problem with some women is that they get excited about nothing ~ and then marry him.”
    — Dear
  13. “Heaven has no anger like love in hate, nor hell a fury like a despised woman.”
    – William Congreve
  14. “Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three-dollar pantyhose that don’t work.”
    – Phyllis Diller
  15. “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. ~ An optimist is someone who hopes they are.”
    – Senator Chauncey Depew
  16. “Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then accepts it deserves all the consequences.”
    – Isadora Duncan
  17. “Let us treat men and women well; treat them as if they were real. Maybe they are.”
    –Ralph Waldo Emerson
  18. “The feminist agenda is basic: it asks that women not be forced to choose between public justice and private happiness.”
    –Susan Faludi

  19. “A woman can look moral and exciting, if she also looks like it’s a great fight.”
    – Edna Ferber
  20. “The big question ~ that I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research on the female soul, is ‘What does a woman want?'”
    – Sigmund Freud
  21. “There is nothing so bad in this world that a sensitive woman cannot fix it in the course of an afternoon.”
    – Giraudoux
  22. “Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
    – Lewis Grizzard
  23. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.”
    – Oliver Herford
  24. “The man has a will, but the woman gets her way.”
    – Oliver Wendell Holmes
  25. “One of the hardest things in the world is convincing a woman that even a bargain costs money.”
    – Edgar Watson Howe
  26. “A man is as good as he should be, and a woman as bad as she dares.”
    – Elbert Hubbard
  27. “The whole life of a woman is a story of affections.”
    – Washington Irving
  28. “You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”
    – Erica Jong
  29. “A woman’s assumption is much more accurate than a man’s certainty.”
    – Rudyard Kipling
  30. “Since I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to be successful. If I fail, no one will say, ‘She doesn’t have what it takes.’ ~ ‘They will say,’ Women don’t have what it takes. ‘
    – Clare Boothe Luce
  31. “Behind every successful man there is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
    – Groucho Marx
  32. “A woman will always sacrifice if you give her the chance. It’s her favorite form of complacency.”
    –W. Somerset Maugham
  33. “High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
    – Christopher Darlington Morley
  34. “I wonder why, young men are always warned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. They are the good girls that men should be warned against.”
    – David Niven
  35. “If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would be meaningless.”
    – Aristotle Onassis
  36. “Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.”
    – Eleanor Roosevelt
  37. “Not being there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin, except being there when he doesn’t want her.”
    – Helen Rowland
  38. “Men forget everything; women remember everything. That is why men need instant replay in sports. They have already forgotten what happened.”
    –Rita Rudner
  39. “Someone once asked me why women don’t play as much as men and I replied with common sense that we don’t have as much money. That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, the total instinct of women for the game is satisfied by marriage “.
    – Gloria Steinem
  40. “Given the expectations of society in general, men are generally correct in their assumption that it is important for a woman to have a man. What they don’t understand is how pathetically little difference WHAT man makes.”
    – Gloria Steinen
  41. “There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman’s pulse.”
    – Laurence Sterne
  42. “Why does a woman work for ten years to change a man’s clothes and then complain that he is not the man she married?”
    – Barbara Streisand
  43. “Men at most differ like heaven and earth, but women, the worst and the best, like heaven and hell.”
    – Alfred Lord Tennyson
  44. “It’s strange what a man can do, and a woman still considers him an angel.”
    – William Makepeace Thackeray
  45. “I hate women because they always know where things are.”
    – James Thurber
  46. “From birth to 18, a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. Starting at 55, she needs a lot of cash. I’m saving money.”
    – Sophie Tucker
  47. “Women are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make your dreams come true.”
    –A stranger
  48. “When women make mistakes, men persecute them.”
    – Mae West
  49. “I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is myself; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express feelings that differentiate me from a doormat.”
    – Rebecca West
  50. “Whatever women have to do, they have to do twice as well as men to be considered half as good. Fortunately, this is not difficult.”
    –Charlotte Whitton
  51. “I would dare to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.”
    – Virginia Woolf

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